I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
       because I hate plants. -- A. Whitney Brown

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food,
and tyrannize their teachers. What will become of them?
This world is truly coming to an end.

    - Socrates 

"A happy medium then. Somewhere between Just Good Friends and..."
"Someone to occasionally stick my tongue down their throat."
                        -- me, Quanita

Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature,
volume, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well
pleases.
        -- Harvard's Law

Once at a social gathering, Gladstone said to Disraeli, "I predict,
   Sir, that you will die either by hanging or of some vile disease".
   Disraeli replied, "That all depends, sir, upon whether I embrace your
   principles or your mistress."