"In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried
five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office.
And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their
character."
                             - - - P. J. O’Rourke "Parliament of Whores"

I believe that sex is the most wonderful and
beautiful thing that money can buy.


    - Steve Martin 

It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't
want to be there when it happens.

                     -- Woody Allen -- 

I can't hear you.  I have a banana in my ear. -
   Te audire non possum.  Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
                        -- Jason B. Standing, Esq.

* My homework is like a juicy steak -- rarely done.