- No one gets sick on Wednesdays.

To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've 
wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went 
to the circus, and a clown killed my dad. 

-- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe 

Anyone who doesn't believe in the Tooth Fairy is
offending all the gay dentists in America. 

During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes
was not putting on your armor because you were "just going
down to the corner." 

'On the other hand the early worm gets eaten' 

Anon