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Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview
unless applying for the job of umpire. 

    - Dan Zevin
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All other nations are drinking Ray Charles
beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow. 

    - Dave Barry
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Simplicity is always a virtue. 

     - Edward Abbey
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I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings... Boy With
Pail...  Kitten On Fire.
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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
        -- von Braun
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