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Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.
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One time I went to a drive-in in a taxi cab.  The movie cost me $95.
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There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you
can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.
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"Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead"
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Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize
a mistake when you make it again.

- F. P. Jones
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