Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

    -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal
    anti-smoking campaign

"Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right. " 
    - Henry Ford (1863-1947) 

"If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all."

                                             -- Rodney Dangerfield  

After seeing how Disney is doing financially,
I was wondering if I could get the Southern Baptists
to boycott my company.

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