"The President has kept all the promises he intended to keep."

Clinton aide George Stephanopolous.

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper.

                                           --Francis Bacon

"Interestingly, most Unix utilities have a command line option which
 will cause the system to rip the user's legs off and beat them to death
 with the soggy ends. This is often the default behaviour."
                        -- Bruce Murphy

"Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me." 

GW Hegel.

The difference between philosophy and theology:
if you have an argument over philosophy, you get red in the face. Over theology you throw
bombs.