Never give up. And never, under any circumstances, face the facts. - Ruth Gordon
Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very excited, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur. - Jerry Seinfeld
"... powerful like a gorilla, yet soft and yielding like a nerf ball..." -- Homer Simpson
"Keyboard Error - Press to continue" -- PC BIOS error message
"Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn." Fulton Sheen.
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