I haven't a particle of confdence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices. --Mark Twain
"In the beginning there were three... and then the three became nine... and then the nine got hungry and then there were four..." -- Gerard Phillips
Never do today what you can do tomorrow. Something may occur to make you regret your premature action. - Aaron Burr
Morality which is based on ideas, or on an ideal, is an unmitigated evil. --D.H. Lawrence,
"Stupidity, like hydrogen, is one of the basic building blocks of the Universe." - Frank Zappa, during an explanation of why the New York Times newspaper refused to carry advertising for his new movie.
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