I haven't a particle of confdence in a man who has no redeeming petty 
vices.

                                                --Mark Twain

"In the beginning there were three... and then the three became nine... and
 then the nine got hungry and then there were four..."
                        -- Gerard Phillips

Never do today what you can do tomorrow. Something may
occur to make you regret your premature action. 

    - Aaron Burr

Morality which is based on ideas, or on an ideal, is an unmitigated evil. 

                                                                    --D.H. Lawrence,

"Stupidity, like hydrogen, is one of the basic
building blocks of the Universe."

    - Frank Zappa, during an explanation of why
      the New York Times newspaper refused
      to carry advertising for his new movie.