War is just another government program. 

     - Joseph Sobran 

"The population rises exponentially, the number of clues rises geometrically,
 and the number of clueful rises arithmetically. This is why the world has
 problems."

-- Alistair J. R. Young in alt.sysadmin.recovery

"What do most people do on a date?"
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies,  and that usually gets
 them interested enough to go for a second date."
                        -- Response by Mike, Age 10

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some 
of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana...
The researchers also discovered other similarities 
between the two, but can't remember what they are.

--Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22