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"Microsoft: One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them, One OS to bring them
 all and in the darkness bind them."
                        -- s. keeling, from alt.sysadmin.recovery
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Left to themselves, all things go from bad to worse.
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Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
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"You can't see my face... it's buried in that girl's face..."
                        -- Sarah O'Brien
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Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it 
by killing all those who opposed them.
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