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"I was really worried, I've never seen you come so quickly..."
                        -- Angela Randall
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Eat less fresh food. Eat more things containing preservatives.
Preservatives are called preservatives because they help you live longer.
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I had a lovely evening. Unfortunately, this wasn't it. -- Groucho
       Marx
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Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.
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ON INFINITY
   If you had everything, where would you keep it?
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