* "Time's fun when you're having flies." -- Kermit the Frog

"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
   --- Maryon Pearson

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex
       raises some pretty good questions. -- Woody Allen

"Quotation, n. The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."
                        -- Ambrose Bierce

The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.

-- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being
              hit on the head by a ball in the
              1934 World Series