All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's 
just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. 

                                                     --Homer Simpson 
  

"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an 
infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even 
considering if there is a man on base."

                                      - Dave Barry

A youth becomes a man when the marks he wants to leave on the
       world have nothing to do with tires.

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. 

    - Aesop 

"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' 
Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' " 

Charlie Brown.