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"In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line
up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest.
What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?"

                                     - Warren  Hutcherson
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"SCSI is _not_ magic. There are _fundamental technical reasons_ why it is
 necessary to sacrifice a young goat to your SCSI chain now and then."
                        -- John Woods, jfw@proteon.com
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It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
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It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
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My friend has a baby. I'm writing down all the noises he makes so later 
I can ask him what he meant.
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