Besides the noble art of getting things done,
there is the noble art of leaving things
undone.  The wisdom of life consists in the
elimination of non-essentials.--Lin Yutang

"There are no problems that cannot be solved by the judicious use of high
 explosives."
                        -- British Commando quote, circa WWII.

You know the oxygen masks on airplanes ? I don't
think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just
to muffle the screams.

Rita Rudner

Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home.
He probably lies about other things too. 

"... he repeats until he fails, half a goon and half a god, a man's not made
 of steel..."
                        -- Devo, "Gates of Steel"