"Has someone told you you need to be more assertive Janet?"
"Shut up."
                        -- Adrian, Janet

"... but BELIEVE YOU US, if this weren't a SERIOUS situation, we wouldn't be
 discussing it in ALL CAPS."
                        -- a virus hoax hoax

"Pillage, rape, and loot and burn, but all in moderation.
 If you do the things we say, then you'll soon rule the nation.
 Kill your foes and enemies and then kill your relations.
 Pillage, rape, and loot and burn, but all in moderation."
                        -- Plunderer's Theme
                                (to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocius)

"Which is better, Freebsd, or Linux?"
"FreeBSD because it has a cooler md5:
 fd861d80cc9153edc2d68a3d67980385 is much better than
 1b61f2a016f7478478fcb13130fcec7b."

-- Daniel Swan, Marc Slemko, comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc

   My wife always keeps a bowl of wax fruit around,
   even though neither of us knows any mannequins.