Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself.
   -- Chicago Rotary Club journal, "Gyrator"

Things are more like they are now than they ever were before. 

- Former U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower 

Marriages are made in Heaven. So are thunder & lightning.

After finding no qualified candidates for the position
of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to
announce the  appointment of David Steele to the post.

-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools,
                    Barrington, Rhode Island

"No, Princess Leia is not doing anything on my bathroom floor."
                        -- Karen