Question: What do you call a gay man's scrotum?

Answer: Mud flaps!

A tough case was being argued in court.  The defense attorney,
feeling that he was in trouble, sent the judge a bottle of
hundred-year old brandy.  The defendant was fit to be tied.

"The judge'll kill me.  Trying to bribe him!  We're dead!"

"I don't think so," his attorney told him.  "I sent it in the 
other lawyer's name!"

   A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the woman behind the counter, "Is
   there a male pharmacist available?"
   
   "No" she says, "My sister and I own this place and we are both
   pharmacists. How can we help you?"
   
   The man steps back, opens his coat revealing this rather large bulge
   in the front of his pants and says, "Its been like this for 7 days
   now, can you give me anything for it?"
   
   "Hmmm", says the woman, "Let me go consult my sister."
   
   Moments later she returns and says, "OK, we'll give you $400 cash and
   a half interest in the pharmacy."
   

Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital),
 and taken quickly in for coronary surgery. The operation went
 well and, as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was
 reassured by a Sister of Mercy, who was waiting by his bed.
 
 "Mr. Smith, you're going to be just fine," said the nun, gently
 patting his hand. "We do need to know, however, how you intend to
 pay for your stay here. Are you covered by insurance?"
 
 "No, I'm not," the man whispered hoarsely.
 
 "Then can you pay in cash?" persisted the nun.
 
 "I'm afraid I cannot, Sister."
 
 "Well, do you have any close relatives?" the nun questioned
 sternly.
 
 "Just my sister in New Mexico," he volunteered. "But she's a
 humble spinster nun."
 
 "Oh, I must correct you, Mr. Smith. Nuns are not spinsters - 
 they are married to God."
 
 "Wonderful," said Mr. Smith. "In that case, please send 
 the bill to my brother-in-law."

Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon.
   While approaching the sixteenth hole, they notice an old golfer teeing up 
   by himself. The two friends stop and wait for the older golfer to finish 
   his hole. After the old man drives the ball a considerable distance down 
   the fairway, he collapses on the green. Mike and Keith run up the fellow 
   to help. After feeling the old man's pulse, Mike tells Keith to run to the 
   club house and call 911.
   Keith leaves and returns about two minutes later after making the
   call. Upon returning Keith, sees the old man naked and bent over a nearby 
   bench. Meanwhile, Mike is screwing the unconscious man vigorously. Keith 
   in astonishment says, "Hey, What are you doing? I thought you were going to
   give him CPR." Mike replies, "Well, it started off that way."