What do you call a dog with no legs?

Hehe...it doen't matter, it's not going to come anyway!


Sent by Melissa

Why is sex like money in the bank?

Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.


Sent by Annette

How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color?

By studying what oil spills did to seaweed.

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? 

They are four ways you can lose your house!  

A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she 
said , "If you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you 
reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?"
"Somebody else's pants." said the Little Johnny.