How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?

It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!

Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?

So it doesn't explode when you fuck it.

A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they 
experimented with their desk computers. One boy sat staring 
at the screen, unsure how to get the computer going. 

The teacher walked over and read what was on his screen.
In her most reassuring voice, she said, "The computer wants to 
know what your name is," then she walked over to the next 
child.

The boy leaned toward the screen and whispered, "My name is 
David."

A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:
"I can lick any man in the place!"
The nearest customer looks him up and down,
then says: "Crude, but direct. Tell me, is this your
first time in a gay bar?"

Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?

    -She gives a licking and keeps on ticking.