The following item is from the New York Times 24 Aug 96... COMPUTER INTERFACE CONTRIBUTES TO PLANE CRASH The crash of a Cali-bound American Airlines jet last December in Colombia, S.A., occurred because the plane's captain entered an incomplete command into the onboard computer -- and the default action taken by the software pointed the plane in the wrong direction. The beacons at the Cali and Bogota airports both begin with the letter R, which is the only character the pilot typed; instead of proceeding toward Cali, the plane turned in the opposite direction (toward Bogata) and crashed into a mountain.
A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in St. Louis, but by the time police arrived on the scene, fourteen pedestrians had boarded the bus and had begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain.
My brother was driving down the road that leads to you "Country Estate", all twenty acres of it. He saw a young person wearing a tee shirt and jeans walking along the side of the road and, as is to be expected in the rural areas of a few years past, offered this person a lift. The kid got in the car. Now, this was a bright, sunshinny day and my brother got a good look at the kid he picked up. He said "You live down this way, son?" The kid looked at my 50-year-old brother and asked "What's the matter, pops? Forget what a girl looks like?"
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