It's great being a new mom. The only thing I worry about is
that one day the FBI will break down my door and take the
baby back to his real mother.   But I guess it's normal
for new moms to worry.

A Malaysian monkey that had been trained to gather
coconuts from trees demonstrated a pressing need for
a refresher course when it leapt onto the shoulders
of a passer-by in Kuala Lumpur and tried to twist
his head off. The passer-by was treated at a local
hospital for a sprained neck.

Atlanta Coca-Cola is fixing an embarrassing typo in the word
"disk" in copyright information on about 2 million 12-packs of
the drink.

In the misprint, the "s" is replaced by a "c." Normally, the
small type under the copyright information states that the "red disk
icon and contour bottle are trademarks of the Coca-Cola Co."