"*slap*"
"When she does that you're meant to say 'harder'..."
"Harder... but only if she ties me up..."
                        -- Debra Langeluddecke, me, Richard White

"Mr. Ranger isn't gonna like it, Yogi."

I like long walks, especially when they are 
taken by people who annoy me.

It's not hard to tell we was poor -- when you saw the toilet paper
   dryin' on the clothesline.
         George Lindsey

"f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng."
                        -- fortune