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I was born on the first of the month so they called me
"Bill."
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If god didn't want us to eat animals, He wouldn't have made them out of
meat.
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It's like an alcatraz around my neck. 

    - Boston mayor Menino on the shortage of city parking spaces
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A Marriage Vow:
A knot you tie with your tounge
you cannot untie
with your teeth.

Sent by shadoewalker
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* If quiters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the
       fool who said "Quit while you're ahead"?
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