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How do we solve all the world's problems?
Get the hungry to eat the homeless.
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"If elections changed anything they would be illegal"

A Grafitty on a wall in Sofia
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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the
other trees make fun of it?
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Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.
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"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, 
and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. " 
    - A. J. Liebling (1904-1963)
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