"Sometimes life _does_ imitate morality plays."
                        -- Elizabeth Zwicky, zwicky@neu.sgi.com

Christopher Morley - "My theology, briefly, is that the universe
           was dictated but not signed."

When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a
   woman in the audience stood up and said, "Yes, but is it the God the
   Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?"
   -- Quentin Crisp

"Zen: the sound of the ax chopping. Chopping logic."

                                          --Edward Abbey

There is nothing remarkable about love at first sight.
It's when people have been looking at each other for
years that it becomes remarkable.