"Sometimes life _does_ imitate morality plays." -- Elizabeth Zwicky, zwicky@neu.sgi.com
Christopher Morley - "My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed."
When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, "Yes, but is it the God the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?" -- Quentin Crisp
"Zen: the sound of the ax chopping. Chopping logic." --Edward Abbey
There is nothing remarkable about love at first sight. It's when people have been looking at each other for years that it becomes remarkable.
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