"This song explores a more contemporary version of Jungian psychotherapy
 involving high colonics"
                        -- Maynard James Keenan of Tool, regarding their
                                song AEnema

DeVries's Dilemma:
   If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want
   hits the paper.

For your convenience our staff is fluent in monosyllabic grunts. 

We put the "k" in "kwality."

"Are any members of Tool gay?
 Only the flutist."
                        -- The Tool FAQ