Confucious say: "Man who runs in front 
of car will soon get tired."

OR

"Man who run in back of car gets exhausted."

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
         Carol Leifer

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning!

"I'll moider da bum. " 
    - Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento, when asked what he
      thought of William Shakespeare 

Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well.

    - Lazarus Long