An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

ON EXCUSES
   I can't complain, but sometimes I still do. -- Joe Walsh

"He's so unhip that
 When you say Dylan, he thinks you're talking about Dylan Thomas,
 Whoever he was.
 The man ain't got no culture,"

        Paul Simon, "A Simple Desultory Philippic

If Man were meant to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 disciples. 

"And Mr Caffeine-Deficient-Brain went .... Imperial Star Destroyers? with
 serial ports?"

-- Siggi the Underpaid, alt.sysadmin.recovery