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Today's quotes [10.28.06]

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Every time I find out the meaning of life, they change it.
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All I got for Christmas was a sweater...
I would have prefered a screamer or a moaner.
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"I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender."
                        -- Unknown
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. 

     - Henny Youngman
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"Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs."

                     -- Alfred Hitchcock --
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