I like to reminisce with people I don't know.

"You have to take a lighter approach now.  Jumping up on a table in a busy
 restaurant, swinging from the ceiling fans, and screaming, 'YOU'RE ALL GONNA
 BURN IN HELL,' just scares people away."
                        -- Interview with Steven Forker, on his future role
                           as the Third Coming of Christ, in Precious the
                           Cow Magazine (from the sig of Lt. Wilkes)

Armor -- The kind of clothing worn by a man
         whose tailor is a blacksmith.

"We exist in a world where the fear of illusion is real
 And we cling to the past to deny and confuse the ideal
 Once inside, we conceive and believe in a god we can't feel"
                        -- The Tea Party, "Temptation"

"An artist is a person who can hold two contradictory thoughts in his 
 mind at the same time"