"Ack! I come back from holiday and someone stole my chair, my phone cord, my
 general manager, my technical manager _and_ Emma!"
                        -- me

In spite of the costs of living, It's still popular.

                     -- Kathleen Norris -- 

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

"Is that a near-death experience?"
"No that's a nipple..."
                        -- Damien Day, Sarah Brown

"I have come here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass... and I'm all out of
 bubblegum."
                        -- Nada, "They Live"