"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." 

    - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, November 30, 1988 

"The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes
they would not be caught dead in otherwise." 

    - Roger Simon 

"Damn T.V.... Ruined my imagination and 
my ability to... ummm... ya... you 
know..." 

                         -Bart Simpson

"High heels will make your legs look more elegant.
Now, how can you shave them without my wife finding out?" 

- Dave Henry 

First Rule of History:
   History doesn't repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each
   other.