"In a grudge match between Hanson and the Spice Girls, who would win?"
"Humankind."

-- J. Random Supplicant, The Internet Oracle

"The bend/break rule of comedy is clearly violated here as director
 David O. Russell snaps his humor twig and tries to kill us with it."
                        -- Mr. Cranky,
                                http://internet-plaza.net/zone/mrcranky/

Nurturing:
The biggest problem in the world could have been solved when it was
small.

The best cure for insomnia is plenty of sleep.

     - W. C. Fields 

"I play football. I'm not trying to be a professor. The tests
   don't seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I
   haven't been through in school."
   -Clemson recruit Ray Forsythe, who was ineligible as a freshman
   because of academic requirements