Here's one seen above a urinal:
   look up
   look up
   [even higher on the wall]
   keep looking up
   [on the ceiling]
   Quick! Look down! You're pissing on your shoes!


  

I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now. 

A.A.A.A.A. - An organization for drunks who drive.

* Marriage life is full of excitement and frustration:
           -in the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman
       listens.
          -in the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
          -in the third year, they BOTH speak and the NEIGHBORS listen.

Max Frisch - "Technology is a way of organizing the universe
           so that man doesn't have to experience it."