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"Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in?
I think that's how dogs spend their lives." 

     - Sue Murphy
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Dolly Parton:
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because I know I'm 
not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde.
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What's all this I hear about 'Endangered Feces'?
What? That's 'Endangered Species'? Never mind.

    - Emily Latella
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Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and
   anyone going faster than you is a moron.
         George Carlin
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"... you never, for instance, hear people say, 'Is that a wad of undiscarded
 belly button fluff, or are you just glad to see me?'..."
                        -- The Usenet Oracle
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