The only failure without dignity is the failure to try.
                     -- Anon -- 

"How tall are you?" 
"Six foot seven."
"Let's forget about the six feet and talk about the seven inches." 

    - Mae West 

The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this
   century's history...We all lived in this century. I didn't live in
   this century.
   -- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republican vice-presidential
   candidate during a news conference in which he was asked his opinion
   of the Holocaust

- An "acceptable" level of employment means that the government economist
   to whom it is acceptable still has a job.

"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours!