"The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest." 

     - Kilgore Trout 

ON YOUTH
   "Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not
   true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk."
       -- Steven King, 3/8/90

God is not dead, he just moved to a better neighborhood.
(Unknown)

"Right. So nobody can print. Which is a good thing. It's a _good_ thing
 that nobody can print."
                        -- me

ON METAPHYSICS
   Deja Fu: The feeling that somehow, somewhere, you've been kicked in
   the head like this before.