"All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than
       others." -- George Orwell, Animal Farm

Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
   Any tool when dropped, will roll into the least accessible
   corner of the workshop.

If you love something, set it free. If it returns to you, it's yours
forever. If it doesn't, it wasn't yours to begin with.

Truth is the cry of all, but the game of the few.
        --Ibid

"... beyond a shadow of a doubt... who has seen doubt cast a shadow? Bull
 elephant seals cast shadows... beyond the shadow of a bull elephant seal..."
                        -- Flacco, DAAS Kapital