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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
   -- George Carlin
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Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but she can 
usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.
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"| <- You must be smarter than this stick to ride the Internet"
                        -- Mike Handler, paraphrased from Bev White
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Seen on a bumper sticker...

    Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
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Carl Zwanzig - "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light
           side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...."
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