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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,
and I'm not sure about the former. " 
    - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
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"Walking the earth as a living corpse is probably in rather questionable
 taste."
                        -- The aunt from "Not without my handbag"
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"One word sums up probably the responsibility
of any vice president, and that one word is 'to
be prepared'." 

    - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, December 6, 1989
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My Dick is so small if I got circumsized again, I'd have a scab on my ass...
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"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a
   guy like Norman Einstein."
   - Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann
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