The difference between snowman and snowwomen is snow balls.

I keep six honest serving-men
(They taught me all I knew);
Their names are What and Why and When
And How and Where and Who.

Kipling in "Just So Stories" (1902), 
           "How the Camel Got His Hump"

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool
than to speak and remove all doubt. 

     - Abraham Lincoln 

You traverse the world in search of happiness,
which is within the reach of every man.  A
contented mind confers it on all.--Horace

- All vacations and holidays create problems, except for one's own.