Denniston's law:
Virtue is its own punishment.

"Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind."

William Shakespeare 

"In the heat of battle, tantric magic is fun, but highly ineffective."
                        -- Anonymous

People say:
        "The early bird catches the worm"
        
I say that
        "The early worm was caught by the bird"

"I love it! Anything gets me going really..."
                        -- Karen