"I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in
       it." -- Ashleigh Brilliant

   I'm not saying my wife talks too much or anything,
   But she uses a special SPF 30 sunblock for her tongue.

"... O/S wars are almost always fought solely by soldiers unfamiliar with
 the territory."

-- Lon Stowell in alt.folklore.computers

"It's is not, it isn't ain't, and it's it's, not its, if you mean it is.  If
 you don't, it's its.  Then too, it's hers.  It isn't her's.  It isn't our's
 either.  It's ours, and likewise yours and theirs."
                        -- Oxford University Press, Edpress News

- When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it more easily by
   reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"