"A watched rock boils no moss."
                        -- brien@asan.com's signature, alt.discordia

"It's from Casablanca. I've been waiting all my life to use that line."

     - Woody Allen, from Play It Again, Sam 

That's the trouble with engineers; They're always trying to change things.

    - Dr. McCoy, Star Trek: the Motionless Picture 

"NOW I've heard it all.  Problem: expensive application from large
 well known company keeps crashing. Vendor solution: 'Oh, someone at your
 site must be kill -9ing it accidently.  Our reccomendation is to rename
 the kill command.'"
                        -- Matthew Crosby, crosby@nordsieck.cs.colorado.edu

"We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming."

- Wernher von Braun