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   Georgie is walking down the street after a sex-change operation has
   transformed him into a beautiful women. An old friend sees him and
   says, "Georgie, you look great...you're beautiful!"
   
   Georgie says, "Thanks...but holy Christ, did it hurt."
   
   His friend says, "When they cut open your chest and put in those
   implants?"
   
   Georgie says, "No, that didn't really hurt."
   
   His friend says, "When they cut off your dick and dug out a vagina?"
   
   Georgie says, "No, that didn't really hurt."
   
   His friend says, "Then what did hurt?"
   
   Georgie says, "When the doctor drilled a fucking hole in my head and
   sucked out half my brain."
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Q: What's a Jewish American Princess' favorite position?

A: Facing Bloomingdales
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Did you know there are serial number on condoms.........No?.

I guess you didn't roll them down far enough.
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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a
train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
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Q: What do you call a black smurf?
A: A smigger.
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