In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store: 

     "15 men's wool suits, $10. They won't last an hour!" 

ON THE ROLE OF GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE

"If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your
family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful."  (Jeanne, 8)

"It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome
like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet." (Gary, 7)

"Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long
time."  (Christine, 9)

Why we proofread:
     ATLANTA (AP) Coca-Cola is fixing an embarrassing typo in the word "disk''
     in copyright information on about 2 million 12-packs of the drink.
     In the misprint, the "s'' is replaced by a "c.'' Normally, the small type
     under the copyright information states that the "red disk icon and contour
     bottle are trademarks of the Coca-Cola Co.''