"What are you clearing your throat for?" "Practice." -- tanya, Alasdair
"It took some users a while to come to grips with the intuitive way Windows works." -- Graeme Wong See, graeme@research.canon.oz.au, rec.humor.funny
We all know what a Birdie (1 under) and a Bogey (one over) are. Now there's a Lewinsky. Its when the shot lands three feet from the hole.
"Hiroshima '45... Chernobyl '86... Windows '95..." -- Evelyne_Pichler@edvg.co.at
"I've been seeing spots in front of my eyes." "Have you seen a doctor?" "No, just spots."
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