If elected, Lieberman will be the first Jew to serve
under a President since Monica Lewinsky.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn
   from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent
   disinclination to do so.
   -- Douglas Adams, Last Chance to See

"Yes means no and no means yes.  Delete all your files? [y/n]"
                        -- Paul Tomblin, in alt.sysadmin.recovery

Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.

"By letting go, it all gets done." 

    - Tao Te Ching